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For the record, today is Thursday, if days of the week are even relevant to you anymore. I've been writing this post in my head for the past ten days. Originally, it was a lot of random thoughts about this surreal, never-ending horror movie we are all watching on real life IMAX together. Then, it...

it’s called a spring washer for a reason

This post is mostly about furniture assembly gone awry. But also other things, because life is weird right now. I'm writing this around 9:30 on Wednesday night. Trump just addressed America about the 30-day Europe to U.S. travel ban and we've just learned that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are in Australia with the not-so-charming...